For The Woman On The Go

Today’s woman is a hustler. “Boss Babe” is now a way of life, and we are taking control of our careers and lives. But being so busy, we need to make sure we always look and feel our best. Enter biddettes.

biddettes are a discreet way to freshen up when you’re on the go, before and after your intimate moments, during your cycle, or in place of a bidet. biddettes are gynecologist tested, and the gentle hypoallergenic formula won’t irritate your skin. biddettes are lightly scented with geranium and sandalwood.

They are individually packaged, which makes it easy to tuck them into your clutch or pocket. Shop biddettes today and never worry about feeling fresh again.



Best State Fairs in the US

It’s fair season! That means funnel cake, concerts, warm summer nights and kissing on the ferris wheel. We’ve got the lineup of the best fairs in the country this summer. Don’t forget to keep biddettes with you to stay fresh in this summer heat.


California Mid State Fair, Paso Robles CA
In our town of San Luis Obispo, it’s tradition to drive the 30 minutes to Paso Robles to our annual Mid State Fair. It may be small, but those fairgrounds have seen the likes of Aerosmith, Journey, Britney Spears, Blake Shelton, Lionel Richie and more. This year they even managed to get Garth Brooks and Trisha Yearwood to perform a DOUBLE SHOW. If that’s not impressive for our little town on the central coast, I don’t know what is!


The Great New York State Fair, Syracuse NY 
This is the oldest state fair in the US. It also may have the largest wine village. With dozens of wineries from throughout the state in attendance, and only $2 for a 5oz pour, you may find me traveling there this summer! Don’t forget to stop at the famous butter sculpture in the dairy building.


Oregon State Fair, Salem OR
There are two main attractions here are the Hart of the Garden district (made up of over 8,000 flowers!) and the Fairlift. Put these two together and you can get a birds-eye-view as it takes you from one end of the fairgrounds to the other.


State Fair of Texas, Dallas TX
People flock to this fair for one huge reason… their 52 foot tall mascot Big Tex. Aaaaand their fried food selection is probably larger than other fairs. Deep friend twinkies anyone?


Arizona State Fair, Phoenix AZ
The Arizona State Fair typically has around 75 amusement rides, 110 food booths and 300 sales booth. It is one of the top 5 state fairs in the country drawing in well over a million visitors annually!


Ohio State Fair, Columbus OH
In 2015 this fairs attendance was almost one million people, the highest attendance for the 12-day fair in history. Featuring big names acts over the years such as Selena Gomez, Rascal Flats, Alabama, Foreigner and Weird Al, to name a few.



Biddettes + The Nooky Box!

We’re so excited to announce our collaboration with The Nooky Box! Now until August 8th when you pre-order their NEW Signature Travel Box, you get our new Lover’s Case FREE! That’s right, you’ll get our unreleased item which includes…

2 Biddettes, 2 Lovability Condoms,  XO Mints, Good Clean Love Personal Lubricant and Lovers Tic-Tac-Toe


The Nooky Box Travel Box which includes 2 Biddettes, Lovability Hallelubeyah lube, Bijoux Massage Candle, Duet Vibrator by Crave, Naked Play Dice by Lust, Refresh Foaming Toy Cleanser and Vespa Denim Toy Bag


Shop the link here to take advantage of this awesome deal before it sells out!



Love Sonnet 43

by Elizabeth Barrett Browning (1806-1861)

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways
I love thee to the depth and breadth and height
My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight
For the ends of being an ideal grace
I love thee to the level of every day’s
Most quiet need, by sun and candle-light
I love thee freely, as men strive for the right
I love thee purely, as they turn from praise
I love thee with the passion put to use
In my old griefs, and with my childhood’s faith
I love thee with the love I seemed to lose
With my lost saints, I love thee with the breath
Smiles, tears, all of my life; and, if God choose,
I shall but love thee better after death.

Exciting Things Are Coming….

Introducing our newest creation with Biddettes…


Before & After
lover’s case


A stylish case of essentials for lover’s on the go.

Case includes…

2 Biddettes
A discreet way to freshen up before & after your intimate moments, on the go or in place of a bidet

XO Mints
Made with real cane sugar, natural peppermint flavor and a little bit of menthol, they are an all natural way to freshen up for the perfect kiss

2 Lovability Condoms
A stylish condom option made by women, with all natural ingredients and safe packaging

Good Clean Love Guilty Pleasure Personal Lubricant
A safe, organic personal lubricant created with the best ingredients possible

Lover’s Tic-Tac-Toe
Foreplacy tic-tac-toe game


We are taking pre-orders now for wholesale accounts. Contact us today to place your order!




The Sexiest Swimsuits for Summer

If you don’t buy at least one new swimsuit this summer, did it even happen? Didn’t think so. Here are some of our favorites. Good luck not buying all of them.


Mochi Swim Ella Fox Top and Mimi Ferrari Bottom
The newest swimsuit line to overwhelm our Instagram feed, Mochi Swim is bringing a serious 80’s vibe with high waisted bottoms and bold colors. We especially love this set in the bright cherry red. And ya, it’s skimpy as all hell but great for tanning!


L*Space Rylie Top and Pixie Bottom
A tried and true favorite of mine for years, L*Space always delivers. With high quality fabrics, flattering styles and fun color options, their suits should be a staple in every girls bikini drawer.


Beach Riot Arcadia 1pc
This suit is NOT your average black one piece. With the front featuring laser cut patterns and the back completely wide open, it may be the sexiest one piece yet.


Beach Bunny Tequila Sunrise Long Line Bralette Bikini Top and Skimpy Bikini Bottoms 
This suit is WHITE hot. With coppery accents and a simple silhouette, it’s chic and bold at the same time. There’s no way you won’t get noticed in this suit.


Show Me Your Mumu Rio Ruffle One Piece in Gone Bananas
This suit is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S. Ok, I had to. I mean, how do you not sing Gwen Stefani when you hear the word bananas? But seriously, this suit is adorable. A funky print + a sexy off-the-shoulder silhouette? It’s the perfect balance of cute and sexy.



Victoria’s Secret PINK Midline Plunge Halter Top and High Waist Strappy Bottoms
Now, I actually own these bottoms in a different print. Let me tell you, I was extremely skeptical about this whole high-waisted trend. But wow is it flattering, especially with those strappy sides. I can’t tell you how many compliments I’ve gotten on them. What’s even better, you can mix and match any style top you want on their website. Happy Shopping!


Why You Should Say Yes To That Boudoir Photoshoot

Boudoir photoshoots are hot right now. And while stripping down for a camera can seem like the most intimidating thing in the world, it can feel so empowering.

Think of that episode of Sex and the City where Samantha tells the girls she’s having nude photos taken. Carrie, Charlotte and Miranda thought she was crazy, but she wanted to remember herself in the best shape of her life. She was proud of her body, as we all should be. In the end, she had a timeless piece of art that she will always be able to look back on.

Now, you don’t have to do a full-on nude photoshoot. Pick out sexy lingerie, or even just a cute bra and panty set. Whatever you feel your best in. You pick your location, whether it be in a field of flowers or a luxury hotel room. Even bring a close friend with you to help keep you motivated. It can be photos for yourself or a gift to your man. You know he’ll very much appreciate them! Either way, you’ll always have them to look back on to remind yourself of how sexy you are and how proud you are of your body.

So ladies, bring out your inner goddess and book that appointment. The adrenaline will get you through and you’ll feel like you can rule the world.




First Date

You know the feeling. The rush, the butterflies, the “will he kiss me” anticipation at end of the night. In my opinion, there’s nothing sexier than a first date. You’re both so interested, anxious. You can almost feel your heart beat out of your chest with excitement.

You’ve had this planned for days now, and it’s finally here. You’ve been stressing all day about what to wear, what to talk about. Those typical “first date jitters”. You decide on an outfit and now you’re just waiting for him. He picks you up and away you go. He walks you to the car and opens the door for you and all you’re thinking about is what a gentleman he is. How it feels so rare these days to meet a guy who is chivalrous. Then there’s the drive to dinner. You’re already in awe of the amazing restaurant choice, feeling like he wants to impress you from the start. How can that not make you feel special? The drive is anything but awkward too. Conversation is flowing and you’re flirting and smiling with those “getting to know you” giggles. It feels like high school all over again, because who really dates these days? It’s all about meeting someone out at the bars and exchanging text messages. Where you’re hooking up long before you’re going out on dates, when it used to be the other way around. This is such foreign territory but you’re trying to remember a simpler time when this is actually how people started relationships.

You get to the restaurant. You go inside and the host takes you to a dimly lit booth. Now you’re sitting across from each other, staring and smiling and you can tell you’re both already thinking about that kiss. “Get through dinner” you tell yourself, there’s plenty of time for that later. You both order drinks, you get a glass of wine to ease those butterflies that keep fluttering, even though you tell them to calm down. And away you go, with conversation and “getting to know you” questions. Deep into that foreign territory, and yet it feels so good. You order dinner, on his recommendation since he picked the restaurant. You share your equal love of food, and you’re both starving since neither of you ate all day out of nerves. You’re sitting there thinking of how nice it is to be out with a guy who is a foodie and wants to have a progressive dinner. To course it out and enjoy each other rather than power through to the main course. He’s totally your style. The waitress eventually brings out dessert, and she most likely told the kitchen to decorate the plate with sauce shaped like a heart because of course she can’t keep her cool and asks if this is “date night”. You both turn the same shade of red as the raspberry sauce on the cheesecake. You look at each other with huge grins and acknowledge that it is indeed “date night”. In a weird way, that eases the tension because now you both know you’re on the same level. You’re both nervous/excited/anxious.

You leave the restaurant and head to the car. He walks you to the door and you wonder if he’ll kiss you now or wait until you get home. You don’t want him to wait, but he doesn’t make a move so you get in. The conversation is easier now that you’ve been together for a couple hours. You flirt, elude to hanging out again. Slyly throw in that you want him to take you for a ride on his motorcycle sometime. SO SEXY.

You get home and he seems nervous. All you can think about is that kiss. Will it happen? Will it be good? Will it make you like him more? Less? Who knows. You get out and head for your door, and it feels like the longest walk ever. You fiddle with your keys and he goes in for a hug, but that’s not what you wanted. So you invite him in to hang out for a bit. It is only 9:30, the night is young. Maybe sitting and talking more will lead to that kiss. 45 minutes of conversation, sexy eyes and inching closer and closer and he finally leans in. Realizing you’re both talked out, and you both want this. Any it’s everything you were craving. Slow but wanting. Soft but intense. Before you know it, it’s midnight and you’ve been kissing for hours. But you don’t let him stay. Something tells you that this won’t be the last time you’re kissing this man. The way he’s looking at you, he feels it too. So you say goodnight, and kiss some more, and say goodnight again. When he finally leaves, all you can think about is kissing him again. Hoping it’s sooner rather than later.

To be continued…


Love Sonnets: XI


I crave your mouth, your voice, your hair.
Silent and starving, I prowl through the streets.
Bread does not nourish me, dawn disrupts me, all day
I hunt for the liquid measure of your steps.

I hunger for your sleek laugh,
your hands the color of a savage harvest,
hunger for the pale stones of your fingernails,
I want to eat your skin like a whole almond.

I want to eat the sunbeam flaring in your lovely body,
the sovereign nose of your arrogant face,
I want to eat the fleeting shade of your lashes,

and I pace around hungry, sniffing the twilight,
hunting for you, for your hot heart,
like a puma in the barrens of Quitratue.

The One Night Stand…

You’ve been out all night, dancing with some gorgeous stranger you met at the bar. It’s hot, sweaty, flirtatious. The next thing you know, you’re kissing in a dark corner wondering if the night will end here or continue on into the morning. You don’t want the night to end here though. You want to keep kissing, touching, enjoying this moment. It’s as if he can read your mind, because before you know it,  you’re both pouring yourself into the Uber trying to behave in front of this stranger in the driver’s seat. Both impatiently waiting to get out of the car and continue what you’re doing. You go inside, clothes are flying. You barely make it to the bedroom and he starts slipping off your panties and going…you know where. And then your mind starts screaming at you…


So you make a hustled excuse to use the bathroom to freshen up, but promise him you’ll be right back. But wait, you’re at HIS PLACE. Men don’t have nice products that make you smell fresh and feminine. They make you smell like musk or All Spice. Not gonna work.


The lightbulb goes off. You find your clutch and instantly you thank the sex gods for reminding you to pack those handy little wipes. One quick refresher and you’re back in that bed enjoying every delicious moment of seduction without pause.

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